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Henvak
This is what I called the Common Sense Guide, mostly becuase I thought all of it was common sense. Anyway, this is nothing official, but it does portain to a lot of events that might happen when someone doesn't read the rules.

Common Sense 1: The admins give you items. Not you. Not the random NPC who takes part in your story. Only another play WHO HAS THE ITEM or an admin.

Common Sense 2: You can only travel from one place that is connected to another place that is connected to it. For example, Bob could travel from Alphard to the Great Field, then onto Port Ostia because they are connected! Alphard to The Great Field, and the Great Field to Ostia.

Common Sense 3: GRAMMAR! GRAMMAR! GRAMMAR! Type responsibly please. One or two mistakes is okay, but if they post looks like an AIM conversation that's bad.

Common Sense 4: Follow the rules! Read the rules! Read them really, really thoroughly. This topic is here because rules that are important are sometimes obscure.

Common Sense 5: HAVE FUN! But try to do it without breaking the rules! This can and will be a successful RPG, as long as the rules are upheld.

Common Sense 6: Don't make it hard for the admins. We love your servitude, we really do, but don't give us a hard time about rules, etc.

Common Sense 7: EDIT YOUR POSTS! This is why I editted the post, so as not to convolute the topic!

Common Sense 8: DO NOT DOUBLE, TRIPLE, OR QUADRUPLE POST! OR POST AFTER YOUR OWN POSTS ANYMORE! The exception to this rule is admins who may post multiple times in rule topics, like this one. This is to ensure that the posts are read and new rules don't get lost in confusion!

Common Sense 9: Put thought into your profile! Thought. Or I'll immitate the most hysterical admin of all time and hold conversation with another person in my post.

Elu: He means me.
Lumennu: The Great Kalas means Elu and the Great LUMENNU!

Common Sense 10: When you do have a problem with the admins, don't make it public, or you could be humiliated. PM, email, or IM us, but don't post. It convolutes the forums.

Common Sense 11: This goes with not double or triple posting, but DON'T SPAM! If you don't have anything contructive to say, don't say it.


(Please note: Common Sense 9 was written by Caelan. Common Sense 8 really just applies to OoC. Please do your best to always follow Common Sense 6! They appreciate it. I know it!)
Gubai
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Why are you talking about 'us' when it is directed towards the admins?
Aure
It's from his own RP site, where he is an admin, hence the us.

Not everything is to the same degree applicable, and travel is obviously not from and through those places in this RP. Nevertheless, it pays to keep in mind these things as to minimize annoyance for everyone.
Caelan
Yesh, nine was me and a very bad Bask impretion...Kalas is my username on that site just to clarify.
Aquaria
Um... I post exactly how I talk on AIM. ninja.gif

What? Am I weird for using good grammar and spelling over an IM?
Caelan
No, I do too. So do Ramirez and Henvak(sometimes.)
Aquaria
Good, I was getting kinda worried tounge.gif
Henvak
Sorry about the AIM thing. I just mean that some people talk like this: OMG w3 4r3 7ik3 t3h 1337. BRB. FTW. WTF. BBQ.

That's what I want to avoid.
link432100
QUOTE(Henvak @ Feb 7 2006, 01:17 PM) *

Sorry about the AIM thing. I just mean that some people talk like this: OMG w3 4r3 7ik3 t3h 1337. BRB. FTW. WTF. BBQ.

That's what I want to avoid.

how do you post forems biggrin.gif
Baymot and Yova
If you meant threads, Hit the add topic button.
Henvak
I believe he's inquiring about the proper use of grammar. Yes, we use grammar here. It adds to the quality of roleplaying. Its all right to occasionally miss a capitalization, or mispell (SP?) a word once in a while, but it shouldn't look like an AIM conversation that has no regard for grammar or spelling.
Baymot and Yova
Yes. Otherwise, you're going to confuse people.
link432100
how do you make a app

I need help to make a app
Henvak
*Eye twitches irritably* "I'm beginning to like the kind of new recruits who never post more than the ones that do consistantly..." Ok. Look. Go to applications. Click "Add topic". Open another page. Go to the application form. Copy that using ctrl+c and ctrl+v into the old window. Close the second window. Fill out application. Make it good! Please!
Aure
QUOTE(Henvak @ Mar 4 2006, 01:49 AM) *

*Eye twitches irritably* "I'm beginning to like the kind of new recruits who never post more than the ones that do consistantly..." Ok. Look. Go to applications. Click "Add topic". Open another page. Go to the application form. Copy that using ctrl+c and ctrl+v into the old window. Close the second window. Fill out application. Make it good! Please!


He probably never finished reading the last four words of your post.
Garcellus
I read it and saw him complaining about being ten...I was barely 11 when I started to play ZF...
Henvak
He also said words I didn't know when I was ten, too...
Garcellus
I had some suspicions that he wasn't ten but someone being retarded. My proofy things:

1) He said the f word. How many ten year olds do you know running around saying that? I know society is changing and we are becoming less proper and more brute, but still, the f word?

2) A non-expirienced crappy-grammered 10-year-old RP'er would not make a mini-profile for his fairy (unless he caught onto other people's apps, which I doubt he did. He didn't even read the rules.)

3) He can spell "adventurer," but not "tree."

4) When he talks back to the admins, his grammer improves highly.

5) He talks like 2 year old German trying to talk English, not a ten-year-old American...Maybe he was Dutch. Whatever, you get the point.
Henvak
I translated the guide into Dutch using Babelfish, and then I translated it back. Enjoy this marvelous display of Babelfishyness:

Healthy verstand 1: Admins give points you. Not u. not random NPC which takes part in your tale. Only the a other spelcWgo HAVE the POINT or admin.

Healthy verstand 2: You can travel only of one place which is linked with another place which is linked with. For example, was possible Alphard the loodje of to the large area, then on port Ostia travel because they are linked! Alphard to the large area, and the large area to Ostia.

Healthy verstand 3: GRAMMAR! GRAMMAR! GRAMMAR! Type of responsibly satisfied. One or two errors are o.k., but if they can posts that of the AIM as badly the gespreks.

Healthy verstand 4: Follow the rules! Read the rules! Read really, really thorough them. This subject is here because the rules which are important sometimes dark are.

Healthy verstand 5: HAVE PRET! But try to do without the laws break it! This is possible and successful RPG will be, as long as the rules are confirmed.

Healthy verstand 6: Do not prove it for admins. We love your slavery, we real, but give ourselves no hard time concerning rules, etc...

Healthy verstand 7: GIVE YOUR MAILS FROM! This is for which I post, this way if not to twisted the subject editted!

Healthy verstand 8: , OR QUADRUPLES NO MAIL DOUBLES, TRIPLES! OR POSTS MORE AFTER YOUR OWN MAILS! The exception on this rule is admins which multiple times in rule subjects, if this can post. This must ensure that the mails are read and the new rules do not become which are lost in misfiring!

Healthy verstand 9: Thought in your profile of putting! Thought. Or I immitate hysterical admin of already time and seizure conversation with another person in my mail. Elu: He means me. Lumennu: Large Kalas mean Elu and large LUMENNU!

Healthy verstand 10: When you have a problem with admins, do not make to publicly, or you could be humiliated. PM, or IM our, but do not post e-mail. The convolutes the forums.

Healthy verstand 11: This does not go with not the double or triple mails, but SPAM! If you do not have to contructive say no matter what, do not say it.
Kira
Before
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Common Sense 6: Don't make it hard for the admins. We love your servitude, we really do, but don't give us a hard time about rules, etc.

After
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Healthy verstand 6: Do not prove it for admins. We love your slavery, we real, but give ourselves no hard time concerning rules, etc...


You love our slavery!?! ninja.gif
Henvak
AWESOME! I mean... That wasn't ment to come out like that.

Seriously though, I hadn't read that. That's funny and shows how horrible Babelfish is.
Baymot and Yova
QUOTE(Henvak @ Mar 7 2006, 02:21 AM) *

I translated the guide into Dutch using Babelfish, and then I translated it back. Enjoy this marvelous display of Babelfishyness:

Healthy verstand 1: Admins give points you. Not u. not random NPC which takes part in your tale. Only the a other spelcWgo HAVE the POINT or admin.

Healthy verstand 2: You can travel only of one place which is linked with another place which is linked with. For example, was possible Alphard the loodje of to the large area, then on port Ostia travel because they are linked! Alphard to the large area, and the large area to Ostia.

Healthy verstand 3: GRAMMAR! GRAMMAR! GRAMMAR! Type of responsibly satisfied. One or two errors are o.k., but if they can posts that of the AIM as badly the gespreks.

Healthy verstand 4: Follow the rules! Read the rules! Read really, really thorough them. This subject is here because the rules which are important sometimes dark are.

Healthy verstand 5: HAVE PRET! But try to do without the laws break it! This is possible and successful RPG will be, as long as the rules are confirmed.

Healthy verstand 6: Do not prove it for admins. We love your slavery, we real, but give ourselves no hard time concerning rules, etc...

Healthy verstand 7: GIVE YOUR MAILS FROM! This is for which I post, this way if not to twisted the subject editted!

Healthy verstand 8: , OR QUADRUPLES NO MAIL DOUBLES, TRIPLES! OR POSTS MORE AFTER YOUR OWN MAILS! The exception on this rule is admins which multiple times in rule subjects, if this can post. This must ensure that the mails are read and the new rules do not become which are lost in misfiring!

Healthy verstand 9: Thought in your profile of putting! Thought. Or I immitate hysterical admin of already time and seizure conversation with another person in my mail. Elu: He means me. Lumennu: Large Kalas mean Elu and large LUMENNU!

Healthy verstand 10: When you have a problem with admins, do not make to publicly, or you could be humiliated. PM, or IM our, but do not post e-mail. The convolutes the forums.

Healthy verstand 11: This does not go with not the double or triple mails, but SPAM! If you do not have to contructive say no matter what, do not say it.

God, this reminds me of that Skil guy. Man, reading his app killed my brain. XD
Arsenic
QUOTE
Healthy verstand 7: GIVE YOUR MAILS FROM! This is for which I post, this way if not to twisted the subject editted!


This is my personal favorite.

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I decided to post my app in babelfish, but this time I translated it into Japanese and back. That REALLY screws it up.

Name: Arsenic (Aein)

Characteristic: Age of ??: 18 competitions: The class of
Hylian: Guitarist, swordsman of light blade

The hair which you see: It is thick, brown to the eye line
where the surface of the wing has been attached,: Blue eye, circular,
medium-sized nose, normal ear and oral body: Height: Weight of 5'11:
125 pounds make the voice of making thin: The voice whose normal state
is large and sings it wears: The outing shirt which, usually densely
dark blue pair of the occasionally orange pants simplicity and gray
can attach the black barely hard long sleeve. The footwear usually
pair of that sandal.

Personality - normal feeling: Arsenic enjoys because it is around
especially ones which enjoy the people and that music. He idles
exactly in market town for occasionally the that warp guide. He calm
of time most, hates rumor and badmouthing absolutely. Private
interaction: He likes that friend of market town and the fact that the
time is passed can find in most days of those weeks. Just he the time
is he and you investigate the guitar, or perform. Method of living: We
would like to make the guitar where arsenic has lived and idles the
concert. He evaluates friendship, but in addition hard work is not
liked. He the people does not like the fact that it fights, but the
people who always enter into that manner and it becomes impatient.

Was born in that nobility parent as Aein of market town biography
arsenic as one person ? child. Until that parent decided that that
life should travel to Terminia Aein 13 as the holiday when the month
when is it is long and that of the normal child of Hylian it was. At
the time of sightseeing, Aein chose the guitar of Zora with the Zora
hole of the large bay, started picking the string. The owner of the
guitar taught the manner which does simple song to Aein Aein learned
that fast. As for him that parent you hired him who authorizes the
fact that it has the guitar and finally with him, you agreed the
guitar of the yellow fish bought.

When the group returns to the foam/home, Aein showed that guitar in
that friend, when the old woman comes, she is like arsenic to that, ""
music ", became aware! Wastefulness of how time! "The friend of Aein
arsenic and jokingly started accessing him, but he liked the sound of
name, started to keep depending on that.

On the 1st in market square, he became aware trying the fact that the
handle of the sword of the strange is seen silver make which
experiences the blade where breaks into the merchant clearly is sold.
Arsenic being the place where it was supposed because the edge which
is broken it is, bought that because are just 5 rupees, protruding in
order to become aware in having come out to that the foam/home, but
took the short crystal. When it does for a while, the bright blade
where as for him on the surface which created that his himself energy,
by giving that in the handle that had consisted of the light/write
which functioning is done as a blade of the sword was grasped. He
never concerning this did not call with by anyone never it can find
and, concerning the beginning.

When he reaches to age 18, depending upon that parent he inserts the
business of politics, for the king, and so to want working gives with
respect to the thing which is guitarist as the advisor by doing. He
refused the fact that that guitar is abandoned and that parent gave
one last selection to him: The advisor becomes and, or leaves that
guitar to the house, and does not look at political life under any
condition. He hated politics, selection was easy because of that. He
next morning went away one piercing of that guitar and the guitar of
certain fish scale, that the light sword and trench knife, the money,
and the nul it is to extend due to. And this is the place where that
venture starts.

The arsenic of entry storage that guitar like the sword string is
bound with that, you put in place. The sword of that light blade is
maintained the west on that right to that being left and the trench
knife. The money in the small sack (the bill of the child to insert)
it is maintained. The nul whose 1 is small to him it is to extend it
is.

Technology him himself special sword and average swordsman, but skill.
The guitar player of the just you are surprised. He has not detected
supernatural or magical power yet.

Without the weapon of the weapon great darkness energy if it is not
struck, to be broken the sword of the light blade where it is not
possible functioning to do as the having normal sword which uses his
himself energy for forming the blade. He before mostly he goes away to
that trench knife which he grasps from the foam/home depends.

Start of place: Market town (the castle of Hyrule)
Keala
Ookaay... talk about messing it up, big time. Someone translate theirs into Russian and back! Hold on, I think I will...

* name * Keala Dragonfire. Valid Keala to the peace and k to its friends.
* Gender * woman.
* the time * of 21.
* race * Hylian.
* type * scholar part- Tim bookbinder.
* views * let's to begin with lightest. Bring with me now, this can obtain confusing. Keala has by length, the wavy auburn hair, typically connected back in the neat and tidy to the braiding of braiding downward it back, and creamy-white complexion. Its brilliant emerald eyes klonat to reflect its mood: aqua when it is sad either pulled, bright, bright, sparkly green color when it it feels mischevious, greeny brown color when it it is angry, and after ona.pokrashena when it pleased, it is happy, or euphoric. Of ostal'noi of time, them will be valid green color. It has high cheek-bones, making with it the view of eyes moved at angle and mystical. Keala also sees average in the day time, but improves than normal on the night. Figure Keala's slim only that: slim. Keala is natural skinny, and it far from muscular. Thus, it simply gangly is clumsy, consecutively zadeystvuyushch above its own feet.
* clothing * in the type of that that dress and skirt very impractical for to move, Keala dresses in baggy the blacks leather drawers and to jacket it is free -.wtuqera white of skoro-.syuort-sleyeved. When it is cold, it displaces by the warm red woolen sweater. ON its feet, it has boots of elbows -.vysoty brown leather with violet stripe travelling about the upper parts of each one.
* personality * Keala will be by persona small -.gruppy. It okay in the large crowds, but prefers to remain in the outskirts. In the social situations, it improves in the groups in composition of 3 or 4 rather than a large quantity of people. It is odd, Keala prefers to hang with guys rather than with other girls. VERY talkative persona, it threatened more than once in order to have its glued mouth to be the zakrynnym plural people by means of many creative methods: always its own of books -.ispravl44 clue, is which it is stored in it backpack!
* biography * Keala was brought in village Kakariko to the parents they wanted very better ofr their children. However, Keala will be the first and only child they it had. The week after rozhdenia Keala's, its mother, Cayla, arrived downward with the fever and croup to separate. For vs the normal, previously healthy persona, this simply would hold in control bedbound on a little by week as long as they not to cure them. Alas, then not will be the case with family Keala's. System Cayla's is immune, already oslabennaya by kinds, could not maintain the attack both of the fever and kashl'ya, and it died one nocha when Keala was still baby. Father Keala's, Barak, mourned death his husbands and was vowed to continue its dream; dream that Keala had the formation as far as possible better. In the manner that Keala was only 8, Keala that sent Barak, from much breaks also of waves, to the old and the the experimental mage all elements in the hope that it at least will learn as to work. To syarprizu of all, it was found that there was Keala is very mentally akutovo, and scrawny a little 8- yr -.staroe went by apprentice mage's. Above the years, Keala learned much from mage, but she accomplished speaks on the letters was the fact from the fire. So mage, obtaining ustoichiv Star and slabe, learned to it everything, it was which he knew about the fire. When its time arrived to die, Keala sat by its care of patient, doing everything in the limits of its force to facilitate him to pass, in proportion to it it grew very fond it. After old mage died, Keala was accepted upward it moving state and set out in order to find its father after all these years. It was 12 in time. When it finally reached village Kakiriko, it was upset in order to open that its father it died some previous yr. Thus, it set out from the village, never looking rear as long as it not to reach forest Kokiri. It carried out its Lethe from 13 to lore forests of 17 uchya from Kokiris, then solved, that found something else in order to make. Topchushch in its past footsteps, it headed back northern to village Kakariko, where it will be assistant and bookbinder librarian's. Now, it resides in the small hut almost archive can frequently be found in the archive, either rebinding the old books, pokryvayushch new some, or browsing its most favorite division, fantasy.
* storage of detalya * medium-sized is brown leather bagm with the thin laths in order to fasten to petlet' ofer arms and drawstring in order to hold its zakryno. Is sufficiently soft neseno from the benefit, as Keala brings to house the at least 2 books each nocha, to be read also after this it returned next day.
* skill * much can be made with the smaller training, and Keala's have many training. Full-fledged mage fire, Keala can make all from the light flame above one finger in order to melt wax for it bookbinding to to throw upward throughout entire screen of fire which it travels about completely and it can be extended in order to surround others. But, the screen of fire flows many energy therefore it only uses it after it. In the form of the fact that it also had the certain generally training mage, it can also create the small and very effective breeze, which it causes by its maneuver zephyr. Also, it can take a walk through the blinded forest Kokiri. Bukval'n.
* weaponry * is typical, Keala bears small dagger, exactly if, shoved downward from one boots, and its small knife of pages -.uteski. But if it assumes it into its reason in order to go adventuring once more, then it bears: - to odn-$$$-$$$-DOBROSERDEccNYE, double-edged rapier which, instead of the the traditional hilt basket, had unadorned silvers -.pokrawenna4 the crosspiece, wrapped up with the skin and specially molded to its dominant left hand only it also udvout as 2-.ruka if we it strike strongly, and amythest bow -.kamen6. This is brought down by means of its scabbards, is which it does hold leather belt on its waist - and it is final, its state of very strong ashes moving with thread vysekannye to its base so that it will power privinchit' to its sharp steel blade?8? otor hold in it backpack. - also as its usual dagger, shoved downward from the upper part of its left boots.
* Nachinayushch Place * Sat down Kakariko.

OK, this is weird.
Muka
try arabian, that would be work -_-
Kallima
QUOTE(Keala @ Jun 10 2006, 01:48 PM) *

* name * Keala Dragonfire. Valid Keala to the peace and k to its friends.

So... Keala's an it!!?? ninja.gif
James Headburn
Stop reviving old topics, woman!
Collin
QUOTE(Kallima @ Oct 15 2006, 10:21 PM) *

So... Keala's an it!!?? ninja.gif

Next time you make a stupid remark and revive an old topic I'munna do something terrible.
Morgath
QUOTE(Collin @ Oct 16 2006, 06:49 PM) *

Next time you make a stupid remark and revive an old topic I'munna do something terrible.


G'boy, you are, g'boy...
Collin
QUOTE(Morgath @ Oct 16 2006, 07:36 PM) *

G'boy, you are, g'boy...


This goes for you as well Morgath. In fact it goes for everyone.
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