The idea behind this is simple enough. Each member posts 5 words. These posts, when read together, should form a plot of some kind (hopefully).

For example, Poster A posts: Once upon a time in

The Poster B posts: the land of ham sandwiches

... and so on. I'll start.

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One day, a person named

Aure.edit: I thought we'd done this before...? And it didn't turn out that great, became more of a spamfest. We have our "please post more than one sentence, at least more than 3 words" rule for a reason. Other admins will have to tell me what happened last time, I don't really remember.

Tim Bucktoo ate a frog

It was a magical frog

that made Tim very sick.

Then he died. The End. This magical sickness of doom



((I don't remember what happened either, but who cares if people spam in a thread like this?))

made him play childish games (hinthint)

with his equally magical dog

and a sock puppet. This

sock puppet enjoyed many things

and people called him Maurice

Maurice had many other names

One of them was Sirkillalot.

Sirkillalot was from another planet

He enjoyed killing people. Alot.

Another of his names was

Nicholas Blaine, but nobody cared

because they were all dead.

And in case they weren't...

they soon would be, because

yo momma's a foo', suckah!

and because sirkillalot was drunk

And when he was drunk



(Lets see where this goes)

he had a habit of

stealing my dirty laundry for

the purpose of sniffing it.

and killing people with it.

The smell was definitely murderous.

It was so strong that

the smell killed everyone except

((Hint Hint, the next word should be sirkillalot/Maurice/whatever the heck this puppet's called))

Maurice, his goof alter ego.

Also known as Laundroman, Esquire.

(Hrmm, I don't really add to the story, do I? Oh well )

But Laundroman was secretly a

person who ruined the story

of a killer confused by

A potato in a hat

The potato started growing eyes

when he dipped his head

in the Miracle Gro concoction

that had, one year earlier,

been vomited up by angry

mob-type potato people from

Fry and Apple Land where

(I can't get off of fooooood!)

I swear, lives the biggest


(I couldn't help myself, and I hate these kind of games...)

not apple pie that's ever

not been apple pie! Rather,

now for something completely different (a la monty python)

See the man who can

stick his toe up his

best friend in the world's

nose. His best friend happens